I recently attended the very boisterous and crowded Mobile Marketing Association Forum at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City. Apparently everyone wants into mobile marketing these days. The term MMA, which on most days stands for “Mixed Martial Arts”, and trends around 1800 on twitter, shot to over 7000 on Monday, June 7th, pre-con day. This number suggests some busy fingers at the “real MMA”, considering that only 600 people attended (they were ALL in line at Starbucks in the Waldorf lobby in the morning, by the way). But, that’s a very nice number for a niche show selling $1300 tickets. Geez. That was an ouchie. Martial arts indeed (Just a little joke for the blog, Brooke; totally worth every penny).
Unlike many past shows, with vendors bluffing each other and no one else paying much attention, there were lots of advertisers there. And let me tell ya . . . this is the year they are calling our bluff. Present company excepted on the bluffing thing, of course.
I have been going to these mobile shows, of one sort or another, since 1993. I almost never attend sessions. You can get the proceedings online, and anyway there are just so many times one can stand being told in scolding tones: “Listen up people, you can’t just duplicate on mobile what you’ve done on the web! That just ain’t . . . gonna . . . work!” Everyone of course says that, because it reduces the amount of time one needs to fill discussing what will work; which, of course, few really know; and if they did know, they surely aren’t going to tell YOU! Thankfully we no longer have to hear over and over again about the soft-drink vending machine purchase using SMS in Finland (actually, I told that one again last week; but it was to a little kid while explaining some really old stuff like Pong and Gunsmoke and making it home for your favorite TV show, so that’s fine). That vending machine story died for good about the time the first riding lawn mower was bought on a Smartphone. Did you hear about that one!?!
No, I go to the shows not for the sessions or exhibits, but for the same reason most people go: to challenge my physical stamina in all ways possible. First, you get on an airplane. ‘Nuff said on that (but for God’s sake, when will it end, my fellow business travelers?). Then, you start eating and drinking really badly. Caffeine and carbs and more carbs. Brownies must be really cheap, because they seem in unlimited supply at these mini conferences. Meanwhile, you are on your feet continuously, meeting and talking, all day. Did you know that you lose water at like three times the normal rate when you talk than when you remain silent? I totally made that up, but I’ll bet it’s a good guess. Lunch, maybe. A couple water bottles. Tiny ones. Some overly chlorinated water from the hotel fountain. More brownies. Then, around 5:30, the first batch of free liquor comes out. I am Catholic, we learn early in life that “free” plus “liquor” equals baaaaad. Then the fried squishy things with dipping sauce, pranced around from person-to-person by fried-squishy-thing people. Dipping sauce? Get real. I’ve never figured out really if you were supposed to dip, or scoop onto a plate (if there is a plate). I’m usually left just feeling confused and vaguely uncultured. Of course, after cocktails, the fancy dinner with clients awaits. Rolls and butter and appetizers and probably a big marbled steak with some obscene sauce. Token vegetables. And wine and dessert and coffee. Then back to the hotel bar, for more dehydrating conversation with whoever you may have missed during the day. Here’s a tip, aspiring entrepreneurs: be as sober as possible at this point in the evening. Drinks aren’t the only things spilled this time of night. Sometime around midnight, you head back to the hotel room and do email until 2am. Then, up at 6:30 to make a 7:30 breakfast appointment. Holy crap. Now that I’ve read this over, I am never doing it again.
And why do we all really subject ourselves to this trial (and never again I say!)? Because we are passionate about mobile technology? Because we love the smell of touchscreens in the morning? Because we love all of our LinkedIn buddies oh so very much? Maybe, maybe. But there was something more at the MMA Forum this year. You saw it in the easy smiles of the people late in the day. You saw it in how well groomed everyone seemed to be, even for New York. You saw it in the pace that everyone kept well into the evening. At least, I saw it and commented; as did others I was with. What did we see? Lots of people expecting to make money, a lot of money, for the first time in a long time. And those expectations were validated by the presence of many new faces, client faces, with a sense of urgency and purpose. I find it very poetic that, for NBA finals week, and for World Cup week, everyone attending the MMA Forum NY 2010 brought their A-game. Because everyone taking stock of mobile marketing right now senses astounding opportunity, and no one wants to miss. Not this year. Not this time.
